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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

I can’t decide who’s more adorable.






aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos




berlynn-wohl:

wnycradiolab:

I knew it!

Which Birth Dates Are Most Common, from Matt Stiles’ The Daily Viz

(ht r/dataisbeautiful)

I took a marketing class my first year of (art) college, and one day the instructor charted all our birthdays, then asked if anyone knew why there was such a small proportion of February and March birthdays. I blurted out, “Because in August it’s too hot to fuck.” And everyone just slowly turned around and looked at me. And all I could think was, Am I not allowed to say “fuck”? I thought this was college.




*eats you out as a friend*

evershadow:

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

On my knees cuz you’re a pal.




thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot




msjewbooty:

imamazinglyonfire:

msjewbooty:

microinfinity:

northrn:

lampsarepeopletoo:

msjewbooty:

the word gay is actually an acronym

god

actually doesn’t mind if

you’re gay

god

accepts

you

god

always

yugoslavia

gandalf 

ate

yoda 

stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not

God 

Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because 

yolo

im going to vomit on you




taggedbooty:

thanks mom




floozys:

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