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I'm Nicolas Cage, Nicolas Cage is me.

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enigmaspopstar:

When I have kids I’m going to have a room painted all white in my house with no furniture, no nothing but just this song playing max volume for 12 hours non stop and if my kids misbehave they’re going in that room as punishment.


Jul 30 2014



hiddentriforce:

bocksofsox:

kyungfucker:

datrhodie:

Dedicated to all te children who were most likely born from 1995-2003 who spent all their money on the cute cuddley webkinz.
Our vengence has finally come!

you have got to be shitting me good lord jesus

We used to pay 20$ each for these

I have 30+ of these things, each costing $19.99. This post makes me so angry.





fedswatching:

when you finally get a car




three times when chris abused mark’s boobs and that one time when mark protected them






ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

Hero






shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:

An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.

Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK




unclefather:

tylerchokely:

im kinda turned on by mr clean

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todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity






hurraaid:

pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Scotland (22 Pics)

SPEAKING OF WHICH

WE WERE ON THE WAY TO MY GRANNY’S TODAY AND WE SAW A MILK VAN AND JUST

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SCOTLAND




bussykween:

have you ever eaten ass?

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