anus:
“i wish life came with an instruction manual”
“it’s called the bible :~)”
jj abrams: if i give you that benedict shower scene will you guys stop calling me sexist????
everyone:
no, we’ll just have a benedict shower scene, and you’ll still be sexist, WHOOP.

Ok , can we just understand that in both movies he dies in the water. AAAnd in both movies he is born in a poor family and tries to change. Thank you
Leo, you better win an Oscar.
Genderbend Pocahontas.
I’ve always thought that male!Pocahontas would be a hunter or warrior.
THIS IS FREAKING AMAZINGGGGG
YES! YES! YES!
everyone needs this on their blog. everyone.
#arrives 15 minutes late to the apocalypse with starbucks #and he isnt happy







