I knew it!
I took a marketing class my first year of (art) college, and one day the instructor charted all our birthdays, then asked if anyone knew why there was such a small proportion of February and March birthdays. I blurted out, “Because in August it’s too hot to fuck.” And everyone just slowly turned around and looked at me. And all I could think was, Am I not allowed to say “fuck”? I thought this was college.
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
On my knees cuz you’re a pal.
There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes
quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”
Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot
the word gay is actually an acronym
actually doesn’t mind if
stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not
Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because
im going to vomit on you